I'm still alive. Day 5 of the liquid diet, and I'm not dead yet. I hate everything and I'm super bitch grumpy, but I'm alive. I'd kill a man for a taco right now.
I know, impoverished people everywhere starve more than I am daily. I don't care. I'm ungrateful and I want French fries!
Forget Skinny, I'm training to be a badass! Chuck Norris holds my purse. Eat like a caveman, run like the wind. I'm leaving lardass behind once and for all.
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