Last night I had to sit there and endure a family barbecue while they ate burgers and I sipped my soup. I was doing good until they brought out the dessert and set it right next to me. That was brutal.
I'm looking forward to not being this hungry ever again. I pray that post op my hunger is nonexistent.
I'm at work today and its my last day before my surgery. People keep asking me why I'm going to be gone for 10 days, and it's been interesting trying to respond. I'm not comfortable blurting out what's really going on here, so I've been quite vague. I think this has sent their curiosity into to overdrive. I was thinking that it would be really fun to tell them that I'm having a Brazilian butt lift and some raging hemorrhoids removed. They might actually believe me.
Tomorrow is clear liquid diet and bowel prep day. Doesn't that sound like the best day if your life? I can hardly wait to spend the day on the pot.
Yes, my life is full of glamour.
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